嘘！丈母娘，这是对妻子的秘密

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　　In the British countryside, the Harver family head out on an idyllic summer camping trip where they can bury past tensions and enjoy some family bonding. But when their camp is sabotaged by an unseen intruder in the night, they head to the nearby creepy old farm desperate for help, where vengeful farmer Hunt Hansen and his hideously deformed son aren't farming animals... Caged and waiting for their limbs to be severed, cooked and eaten one at a time, the Harver family must overcome their differences and unite in order to escape alive!

 编号为223的警察（金城武）失恋后患上失恋综合症，在与金发女杀手（林青霞）擦肩而过又离奇相遇并有了一晚温情后，原本以为包括“爱情”在内的所有东西都有保质期的他意外地迎来心灵的短暂温暖。可是，他们的爱情还是结束了。快餐店新来的女招待阿菲（王菲）爱上了时常光顾快餐店的编号 为663的警察（梁朝伟），因拆了他的女友（周嘉玲）留在快餐店给他的“分手” 信，阿菲知晓了他的心情，偷拿到他的钥匙趁他不在时常潜入他家，一边梦游一边悄悄地改变他的生活，终在被他撞见时令其感受到情感的回归。然而，这才是他们爱情的开始。