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Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart. Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory? n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in. What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts. On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired. One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places. Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.
某个晴朗假日，美国青年尼克（Jay Gillespie 饰）和好友史蒂文（Nick Eversman 饰）驱车穿越国境线，打算前往墨西哥的提华纳寻找一次绝佳的艳遇。他们很快便锁定了一个性感尤物，但是突如其来的意外让二人的狂欢设想灰飞烟灭。正当他们垂头丧气之际，某当地人送给二人一个精致的魔方。尼克和史蒂文的命运就此改写，他们也有如人间蒸发一般消失。 尼克和史蒂文的失踪给各自家人莫大的打击，在一次家庭聚会中，艾玛（Tracey Fairaway 饰）从两人的行李中找到了那枚魔方，而浑身是血的史蒂文也突然出现在房间内。家人们对此感到惊奇喜悦，却不知道丁头鬼的魔爪正慢慢伸向他们……
在报馆任职的骠叔（董骠 饰）因为工作的关系带着全家到加拿大工作。一家五口都全身心投入新环境新生活中，骠叔却因得罪上司被解雇了。由于大女儿、二女儿（李丽珍 饰）已开始了学业，他唯有带着妻子骠婶（沈殿霞 饰）与最小的女儿回到香港继续生活，生活却比以前更艰难了。骠婶无意中发现了一张加拿大的头奖彩票，奖金是两千万加币。 由于不够钱到加国，骠叔硬着头皮向旧上司借。同样受到经济危机的上司设法要夺取骠叔的彩票。骠叔一家顽强对抗，保住了彩票，却无法在领奖时限截止前赶到。 一家人伤心流泪，悲伤之中发现时间上出现了时差，领奖的时间还没截止。
有要图的嘛，你说谢谢公主～我截得有点多，一下子发不完，分两次发，这是前一半
其实…在看到她眼睛被缝住，耳鼻被灌蜂蜡的时候我竟然又回去盯着那张脸看了半天，中间还吃了个橘子??
取消收藏，扶黑猩猩上位？你这是侮辱中国人，让纯种中国小孩子承认黑猩猩也算中国人，呸
王炸组合！[:a无奈:][:a狗头:][:a可爱:]
神女从头到尾就一个嘴型，而且还是闭着嘴说话，看着奇怪不奇怪，我就问问
那作者能不能画个双马尾的雨总呢？[:a狗头:][:a狗头:]
太可恶了，就剩最后50张券，还能坚持一段时间[:a黑线:][:a黑线:][:a黑线:]
笑抽了，对面什么人都不搞清楚就敢这么猖狂[:a狗头:]
为什么王博洛叫张铁柱小张前辈？是因为不能叫铁柱前辈吗？（是叫张铁柱吧？有点忘了，致歉）
以後皇上都要看沈浪臉色做人了[:a狗头:]